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Old Aug-06-2006, 04:31
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Ok. So This One time I was rollin a couple joints real quick and then went down stairs 4 a second intending to cum bak immediately, so I left all my shit out. Then my dad came over and started talking about my school behavior and shit. So I was like fuck u I'll do watever the fuck I want.... and all that shit. And then this bastard jumps on me and tells me to stop being so disrespectful. We were fighting and I was cussing him out for a while. When I was on the floor and my dad was holding me down I was thinking fuck! my weed, and then my Aunt almost as if she had read my mind runs her ass up stairs all thirsty as fuck. I wasn't sure if she went to my room or not. When the fight was over I went up 2 my room and looked, and sure enough, the bitch took my weed while I was disabled. I seriously considered killing my self. So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.
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Old Aug-06-2006, 04:44
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Dude...calm down.

Don't worry about it. If either of them approach you, remember they're thieves and assholes.

Prove that they aren't winning and calmly reply to them with love, not hate.

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Old Aug-06-2006, 07:31
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dude if us stoners act all hostile towards parents they obviously will suspect something, thats how my parents figured out tht i smoked weed.

Now im just polite like penguin says and im just gettin there money for being good an cleaning the house an shit,

little bit of courtesy takes us a long way
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Old Aug-06-2006, 08:05
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Kill em with kindness.
Or a nice sharp knife. haha,, naa just be kind to them, and they will respect you
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Old Aug-06-2006, 10:09
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If they want to just make your joints disapear and not say anything more about it then you can give them back a similar response and avoid talking about it unless they will do so openly. If you know for sure that it will create a problem at some point, you might want to try to confront them at a good time. Try to impress them with good behaviour before you do and have some arguments ready to make in defence of your use of weed. Tell them that you liking it isnt going to change based on any punishments and offer to prove that you can use it responsibly. Let them know that anything they do to fight it will only distance you from them, and thats not what you want.
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Old Aug-06-2006, 10:25
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Ok. So This One time I was rollin a couple joints real quick and then went down stairs 4 a second intending to cum bak immediately, so I left all my shit out. Then my dad came over and started talking about my school behavior and shit. So I was like fuck u I'll do watever the fuck I want.... and all that shit. And then this bastard jumps on me and tells me to stop being so disrespectful. We were fighting and I was cussing him out for a while. When I was on the floor and my dad was holding me down I was thinking fuck! my weed, and then my Aunt almost as if she had read my mind runs her ass up stairs all thirsty as fuck. I wasn't sure if she went to my room or not. When the fight was over I went up 2 my room and looked, and sure enough, the bitch took my weed while I was disabled. I seriously considered killing my self. So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.
you get no props. lame..
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Old Aug-06-2006, 12:02
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No way should your dad have done that.
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Old Aug-06-2006, 12:04
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So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.

HAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH CLASS FUCKING A!
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Old Aug-06-2006, 14:14
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2 get them off your ass u probably should print out a couple pages on this website stating the true facts about cannabis then maybe they wont have a hair up their ass
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Old Aug-06-2006, 14:43
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u shouldnt have been s hostile but u got to admit ur aunts a bitch for takeing ur bud
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Old Aug-07-2006, 17:39
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that blows.. sometimes rents blow shit outta poportion, like when they're drunk off their rockers, and does ur aunt smoke, or did she just take it being, an authority figure?
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lol that story is so fucked up on so many levels

1 you gotta be more careful with your weed
2 the way you treat your dad is really shitty and it sounds like u deserved to get jumped
3 you were gonna kill yourself over a couple of fucking joints
4 you stole money from your aunt


and penguin is wrong, youre parents are not the only thieves, you're a dirty rotten thief yourself. when the fuck does 2 wrongs make a right?

someone has a lot of growing up to do.
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Old Aug-07-2006, 19:17
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If I was your dad you wouldn't have still been able to walk up your room if you pulled that shit on me. That's the problem with today, no one has any fucking respect for anyone anymore, simply because not enough good old-fashioned ass beatings are handed out. What you should do is:

1. Apologize to your dad because you were out of line. If you are still in school I assume you are most likely under 18 meaning you still don't have the legal right to "do what you want." If you are 18, get the fuck out of their house if you don't like it.

2. Stop fucking off in school. It will only cause you more problems, all you do by rebelling is make shit difficult on yourself. Just put up with the shit, it will all be over soon enough and if you actually pay attention you may accidentally make something out of your life.

3. Give your aunt her money back and thank her for just taking your weed and not calling the police. Obviously you still live with your family, and since it is their house, it's their right to not want illegal drugs on the premises.

4. (This one you should do first thing every morning when you wake up.)
Pull your head out of your ass.

Like it or not, it's the truth.

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Old Aug-07-2006, 21:23
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that blows.. sometimes rents blow shit outta poportion, like when they're drunk off their rockers, and does ur aunt smoke, or did she just take it being, an authority figure?

She doesn't smoke, she just took it being a bitch. Also, Pixel and Anathema both need to grow sum balls.
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Old Aug-07-2006, 21:28
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look where your balls got you dumbfuck, on the floor and weedless. you had to steal money from behind someone's back like a fucking coward to get more weed.

and most people with "balls" don't seriously consider suicide in any situation
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Old Aug-07-2006, 21:31
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And yet somehow my balls still managed to reach ur mouth.
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And yet somehow my balls still managed to reach ur mouth.
lame. that's the kind of response some punk ass kid would give. no personal offense to you.
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Old Aug-07-2006, 21:46
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Yeh your a punk. you need to respect your rents cause think about all the shit they do for you..alot.

i used to be shitty towards my Parents but then i realized how lucky i am to have them in my life.

and also if you were my son, and you tried to lay hands on me id beat you down with no regret.
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Old Aug-07-2006, 21:49
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i used to be shitty towards my Parents but then i realized how lucky i am to have them in my life.
I used to b nice toward my parents. Then I realized how much of a goddam hidrance they were.
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Parents all think they know whats up but dont. Thier views are warped by a past era and cant understand the new one. I hope its not the same when I have kids =/
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So you were disrespectful to one half of the reason you're on this earth?

Then in the middle of all of this, all you can think about is your weed?

Then your aunt steals your weed so you steal $50 from her?

And you want? Sympathy, Kudos, Congrats...what?
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your such an idiot man...and unless you were getting out of control your dad is as much of a loser as you
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ur the dumbest kid ever

fucking leave ur shit in the open, talk back to ur parents, fuck up in school

if ur gunna act like this under the same roof as ur rents then you dont deserve to touch the shit
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I said it all the first post. Fuck him if he doesn't want to listen to sound advice.
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