Well... one day i just found this version of Pink Floyds Mother... and surely i prefer this lyrics than the original ones...

(From : http://www.textfiles.com/drugs/mother.drg)


My version of "Mother" by Pink Floyd.
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Mother give me a hit from the bong
Mother do you think this high will last very long?
Mother do you think they will try to smoke my bowls?
Oooh-ahhh
Mother should I hide it all?
Mother, Clinton smoked and he's our president
Mother it's outlawed by our government
Mother will they put me in jail to do some time?
Oooh-ahhh
Am I just wasted and high?
Hush now baby baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all your hemp dreams come true
Mama's gonna share all of her drugs with you
Mam's gonna keep you flying high as if you had wings
She'll get you high, inhale and feel it's sting
Mam's gonna keep baby TOASTY and STONED
Oooh baked
Oooh baked
Oooh baked
Of course mama's gonna help pack the bowl

<solo>

Mother do you think the weed's good enough...for me
Mother do you think the weed's dangerous.....to me
Mother will it tear my little brain cells apart?
Oooh-ahhh
Mother can I get it at K-Mart?
Hush now baby baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna weigh all your 60 bags for you
Mama won't let any oregano get through
Mama's gonna light up when you get in
Mama will always find the new shipments come in
Mama's gonna keep the pot seed-free and clean
Oooh baked
Oooh baked
Oooh baked
You'll always be baked with me
Mother surely meant to be so HIGH...

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"Everything we do, everything we are, rests on our personal power. If we have enough of it, one word uttered to us might be sufficient to change the course of our lives. But if we don't have enough personal power, the most magnificent piece of wisdom can be revealed to us and that revelation won't make a damn bit of difference." Don Juan Matus - Tales of Power

hahaha FUCK YEA!!!!

we need more FLoyd posts around here!

i feel like such a stereotypical stoner for this, but i was introduced to weed and Pink Floyd simultaneously. Independantly I'm sure we would have enjoyed them both just as much... and I never have to be high to enjoy Pink Floyd (i call it my Pink Floyd-gasm), but together... holy shit.

D-d-d-did you see the frightened ones??
D-d-d-did you hear the falling bombs??
D-d-d-did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter
when the promise of a brave new world
unfell beneath a clear blue skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..................

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I mean, if a trooper sees a joint in my hand, and i'm at the wheel of a car, i'm busted... but for some reason, I never get pulled over for eating too many candybars...