thats how i usually type shit like this, nice n easy to read u kno, but yo this rap battle shit was a good idea, i never woulda thought about havin one on this site

we should come up with rules for this, like 1. no swagger jackin aka no copyin other ppls lines n grimey shit like that...2. dont get too personal...3. i dunno..

havnt done this in awhile

This kids fake..throwin up BOOZE faster than street signs...
Man you're like a "small fish" cuz I caught you with "weak lines"

sorry to interupt but I got some news...your girlfriends late..
cannabis campbell?8 9 10 on the flop... still willin to bet this "jack" aint "straight"

smoke your dro....whip back and pop your ho
kid call me the "hoover" cuz "damn" im gonna "stop your flow"

eh 3 bars ll do it

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Word, this game looks fun to play.
But I ain't got much time today.
I feel like I gotta get some grub.
Cuz I just got done smokin' a fat ol' nug.

Cann dot com reppin the place.

....Damn, yo. I'm stoned off my face.



The Fog


Only on the internet. lmao

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alright acouwaila...man i want the throne now so dontchu tell me to hold up, ill letchu get the crown when R. Kell reaches over…N offers to record somemore LP’s with hova, u know when that’s gonna happen?…when hell freezes over!/n ya girl even got me n her top 1 on myspace, she ready to ease down myway, n make me "come" from the "head" like freestyle friday/n after that don’t even start disrespecting me, n if u think about catchin me, u might as well change ya name to H cuz you comin after a F’n G/ n if I ever catch u flexin, ima stomp u till its no ribs left in your midsection/ dogg u aint got no deals so stop actin, instead u should ask me about the drugs i be baggin, i push X like im tryna run fast in madden/ pleez believe ill let the toaster spark, n wetchu up like noahs ark, so stop tryna be a ferocious shark n stay in ya seat like rosa parks/ n dont think about goin to cops n droppin dimes, cuz ill reach fo that big piece like ya daddy when its dinner time/
u the type to act fake n hate, im the freshest out n u way past your expiration date...cheeeawwww

cannabis campbell is it?
one line of your whole rap was ill, I must admit,
but I'm the pitcher and your the baseball mitt,
so when I'm done i hope you know how to quit.

You got courage standing up against the Devil,
so imma kick it just one more level
no rules now, met the Rebel.
my lungs are made of fire hotter than the sun
and i got iller lyrics on MY trigger with an even bigger gun
you think you can beat me? you got a better chance at becoming a nun.

Imma keep it short cuz i wanna go watch a soccer game (Peru vs Argentina). get back at me. paz

i dont know how to quit
but i know how to spit
im gonna fuck you up with my lyrical tricks
leave you left dead in a shit hole pitt

you better take it to another level
cus im a rebel now feel the base and treble

im gonna keep mine short aswell i cant think lol.

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man yall gotta be kiddin with them rhymes you just posted up, now i gotta come slide thru this forum n juss blow shit up/ u gots ta be dumb n foolish ta mess with the best of the best, n besides u just the worst of the rest/but yall might need ta give it a rest cuz ya stylez sore, nonna yall wouldnt bust a "cap" if ya push'd the button n broke it on a the keyboard/
real *****z out doin real things while yo sales flip-flop, ill pop u n juss leave ya head open all day like an I-hop/ if u caught laringitus couldnt be as sick, u might as well cut off ya hands yall appearantly cant rip shit/ im killin the game already..pass me a casket pleez, ill leave ya whole front missin like a pair of invisible nikes...who want it??

top notch swagger
i hit chu with a dagger
you just a little nagger
i bet your sat there listenin to mick jagger

yes you can come slide through anyway way you like
but when you get through come out you feel my fuckin knife
stab stab stab you hear that sound?
stab you so deep i can hear your heart pound

you aint blowin nothin up punk but yourself
im a super fighter and your a white belt
so step back boy cus you cant touch this
your pants are now covered in your own piss!

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lol nagger...cannabis cambell ill have u missing like a lost camper,
mess with top notch n get thrown away like a used rapper,
im not bout to let shit go down like im pluggin up the crapper,
im so high up in the sky u cant see me wen i eat the milkyway,
while your down on the ground like u got some extra weight,
n wen it comes to dro peshi u kno i keep some extra weight,
my rhymes is raw like fresh meat left out to thaw,
if u tried to spit bars as hard as these youd crack ur jaw,
u coulda sworn i took etiquette classes the way my styles nicer,
i got lines sicker than steven kings, even he'll tell u dont fuck with this writer,
yall must be wearin the wrong perscription the way yall cant see me in a cypher, i rip *****z n shit on em like toilet paper n have no fear cuz heres ur
savior, u can hate all u want but i got the game married, im up in this bitch like ron jeremy....next!

ok now swagger you getitn me all serious
if you think those rhymes work you must be delirious
i shoot you for starin and leave you all curious
i told ya boy cus im notorious
ya pushed me to much and now im furious
when i get down with ya gurl im all spontaneous
so when ya leave ya house ya better be cautious
cus im the type to spike ya drink just to get ya nauseous

you cant spit bars like i can
thats why they call you a woman, and call me a man
all you talk about is pluggin the crapper
next time i see ya girl im'a slap her

i spit bars harder than you and aint broke my jaw
my rhymes are so heavy when i spit i break the law
you just got smoked so dont think ya raw
ill slice you dice you fuck u up with my paws

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This should be moved to the music forums, no offense CC but that place is ignored because of this. . .nice thread though

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4/20 Grow. . .4/20/2007 Here I Come. . .

Round 2. . .Second Round. . .

Why is Herb Illegal?

A killer, you keep workin, and working, and working and they keep
taking, and taking, and taking. They'll throw you a few little crumbs
they'll give you a home, a car, a television, a vacation. Someday you
may even have a bank account that you're scared to lose.

-Corperate Avenger

This is acapella no music involved

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I'm back in rap again i quit then go back again
They call it hip hop coz if you aint hip you hop again
Steady floppin again i'm coppin and poppin them shots like Iraq again
Ya'll whack sounds like shaq tryin'a rap again

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Weed is the anesthesia by which I endure the operation of life.

Whats the after-life like?
Probably the same as the before-birth, and you dont remember that do ya.

the movie Rap war one has alot of good raps in it. Its crazy.

Jokey wow..you ended every line with again. Thats just not rhyming :P

LOL

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My bad it took me three days to reply but i was quite busy, anyways dammi see what I can do.
First of all you cannot twist my lines,
you destroyed them, they were better off left mines,
you turned them from metal to a lullaby, next time just don't reply.
Your lyrics keep getting murdered by Italians, get it?
mines keep shinning like medallions, don't forget it.
With the honeys I'm known as the switch,
among dogs your known as the bitch,
smoking with my homies they call me an Uzz-i,
chilling with cats they call you a puss-y,
the Devil delivering more punches than Bruce Lee.
Face it Campbell this battle is over,
its like comparing match to a flamethrower,
since Campbell is done I'll take on any of you growers

good luck to all of you ofcourse, cuz tryin to beat me is as useless as

Purvian Devil couldnt see the kid wit an ultrasound
they should start callin me the nanny the way i lay kids down/
n campbell couldnt see me wit x-ray vision
im over here gettin filthy rich while u penny pinchin/
u can catch me rockin ice that could make an ice berg shiver
i actually posses big stacks of bread n u holdin onto a lil sliver...im goin to work on u like a fuckin liver/
ill win this in one single instant, bring forth ya best men
i win battles wit flyin colors wen i make mc's throw up there pens/
*****s look up to me like i was a blimp,
ya all whack n could be jet li n still couldnt kick it like this kid/
next....who really tryna get murkd in a battle???

No come back to mine swagger

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yoyoyo coppy that diss onto the new rap battle thread so only one stays alive

he two'sd me on a reafa an i was bublin so i pulled out the cash in the blisterin sun but i didnt have the change an hes the worst stinger,
he musta waited till i was gone i went into the shop an brought twenty benson,
then i stepped out side an he said i could meet
the rest of his crew we'd put- on sum tune wot ever suits u so we got back to his yard an we open'd the door the last fing i expected they were fuckin on the floor
i could'nt believe, i could'nt believe, i could'nt believe wot he said to me he said they were gay an they needed 1 more coz they were makin films that were hardcore.

J to da O to da i-n-t i smoke joint i like to party wida skunk solid super solid crew wudda wudda wicked i lover u a pull a bong i dont mind aslong as iv got solid through my mind im happy

I shoot off so much I turn chests into Bree
But not with gun shots cos' that's done with ease
I'll take words and flame you like its a lyrical war
N' torture you turnin' to a sadist screamin for more

I burn you with rhymes but like a man with no legs
You cant stand it
Here's to ending evolution like low flying comets
I can pull it off cos' I'm comin' through like a summit
So son please stand back and quit talkin' shit
Cos' we're fed up of hearin' it.


I think I'll regret ever even posting this lol. Why not give it a go though, eh?

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Nation 1one, i hope that last rap wasnt the best u could dish out,
i got punchlines so sick youd catch a larigitus tryna say em out the mouth
ill take ya girl from ya n leave her stuck like a comb thru sum nappy dreds
u couldnt spit twice as sick if u had a fever and 2 heads
i stack bread n cheese but u wont catch me flippin meat at a burger king
i wear diamonds so yellow they might as well say i had on sum onion rings
ya wifey think im sprkilin drugs down the river the way my flows so crack
youd think i called her jumpin off sides how i make her bring it back
so yall should juss take a moment n think b4 u respond cuz ur lines r dudu
nation 1 couldnt drop sum hot shit if he get clumsy wit sum fresh bubu (shit)
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