Thread: i hate kids

yes, i do. not babies, babies are cool, but kids ages 2-10. they piss me off... a lot. anyone else share this feeling?

used to, but not anymore, i'm a father now, and of a 2 year old son... i love him more than anything (have his entire life, and even the 9 months before his birth) but i have a new appreciation of it now.... i'm guessing you're not a parent, but i can almost garuntee if you had a kid, your view on it all would change instantly... unless you're a parent, most people only see the bad side of it, the whining and crying, they don't see the moments that can make a grown 'sturdy' man cry just in awe and joy, that that's what you created... if anything, i'd 'hate' babies before toddlers-children.. because babies don't do much... when a kid gets to be about 2, they start to actually do stuff, and start to amaze you at what they learn...

Originally Posted by smoke it

yes, i do. not babies, babies are cool, but kids ages 2-10. they piss me off... a lot. anyone else share this feeling?

Let me explain the meaning of life to you.....

it is to have kids and grow up again through there eyes......

I just went through christmas with my 5 year old son and 6 year old daughter.. It was by far the best christmas ever....even better than when I was a kid.


you are just to ignorant (not knowing) and young you will see the light when that little internal clock starts ticking......


Babbies are not cool..... they are work... you know why God Made them so Cute? so you dont kill them.....LOL

Remember dont hate ill mannered kids, hate there parents......


My son and daughter would call you... MR. smoke it.

Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

used to, but not anymore, i'm a father now, and of a 2 year old son... i love him more than anything (have his entire life, and even the 9 months before his birth) but i have a new appreciation of it now.... i'm guessing you're not a parent, but i can almost garuntee if you had a kid, your view on it all would change instantly... unless you're a parent, most people only see the bad side of it, the whining and crying, they don't see the moments that can make a grown 'sturdy' man cry just in awe and joy, that that's what you created... if anything, i'd 'hate' babies before toddlers-children.. because babies don't do much... when a kid gets to be about 2, they start to actually do stuff, and start to amaze you at what they learn...

Just wait slip.......it gets even better

Everyone says you wont understand until you have kids of your own. I didnt understand that... until I had kids of my own.

Originally Posted by smoke it

yes, i do. not babies, babies are cool, but kids ages 2-10. they piss me off... a lot. anyone else share this feeling?

That's OK. They probably hate you too.

I don't like them when they wiz by me in the supermarket with those rolling sneakers,,,I want a pair tho...

you can only truly love your own kids

happy new year

im drunk

I agree with what everyone else said, your feelings on children will most likely change when (if) you have your own. Having a child is a wonderful thing, more awesome than I can really put into words. Hopefully you will get to experience it yourself someday, because as of right now, you obviously don't know what you'd be missing.

na i like kids i have one of my own and hes a little angel nothing wrong with kids

i hate babies too, in fact, i hate kids 2-10 as well and....well...i pretty much hate all kids, all ages.
which is why im getting a vasectomy, so im never stuck with one.
if i ever do want a kid, i'll adopt a 5-6 year-old so i dont have to go through all of that whining, crying, waking up every 20 minutes etc etc etc and still be able to teach them w/e and influence their outlook at the world

nah, i don't hate kids...

it's what their self-righteous, lily-livered, over-protective parents turn them into that i despise. those idiots who try to enhance their children's self-esteem by making them the center of everyone else's universe should take a good look at what they are creating. the battle-cry "it's for the children" is so overused that it is soon to become completely meaningless (hopefully).

as a charter member of DAMM (drunks against mad mothers), i hereby call for the retroactive sterilization of these "parents by default".

Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

nah, i don't hate kids...

it's what their self-righteous, lily-livered, over-protective parents turn them into that i despise. those idiots who try to enhance their children's self-esteem by making them the center of everyone else's universe should take a good look at what they are creating. the battle-cry "it's for the children" is so overused that it is soon to become completely meaningless (hopefully).

as a charter member of DAMM (drunks against mad mothers), i hereby call for the retroactive sterilization of these "parents by default".

i know what you mean, its like a damn battle cry.
we need to do something about these child worshipping baby boomer human rejects.

Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

nah, i don't hate kids...

it's what their self-righteous, lily-livered, over-protective parents turn them into that i despise. those idiots who try to enhance their children's self-esteem by making them the center of everyone else's universe should take a good look at what they are creating. the battle-cry "it's for the children" is so overused that it is soon to become completely meaningless (hopefully).

as a charter member of DAMM (drunks against mad mothers), i hereby call for the retroactive sterilization of these "parents by default".

I've seen the effects of those parents you speak of- at our college registration, I have actually seen parents accompany their kids- not freshmen, mind you! The poor kids hang back like idiots while mommy does everything for them, and then we wonder why they have trouble growing up!
On the one hand, I want to communicate as much as possible with my kids, since I didn't have that with my own parents, but I also want to encourage my kids (like I do my students) to develop a sense of personal responsibilty and a solid work ethic. It doesn't help kids to do everything for them obviously, since then they just turn into helpless 20 year old babies. The parents that call their child's college professor and ask that they be given better grades since "She/he tried so hard" should be sent to parenting class like drivers sentenced to traffic class!

It's not the kids that bug me... it's that damned sense of entitlement their yuppie fucking BMW driving loafer wearing asshole parents drill into them from the time they are born... snobbery as a parenting technique... I work at a college too, and I also have worked at a bunch of local restaurants in our lovely multi-college, multi prep school little cute (barf) happy valley. You haven't lived until you've had a fucking 15 year old Deerfield Academy asshole talk down to you because you're dressed up in a kimono spilling salad dressing on his expensive loafers. I blame daddy.

Originally Posted by stinkyattic

It's not the kids that bug me... it's that damned sense of entitlement their yuppie fucking BMW driving loafer wearing asshole parents drill into them from the time they are born... snobbery as a parenting technique... I work at a college too, and I also have worked at a bunch of local restaurants in our lovely multi-college, multi prep school little cute (barf) happy valley. You haven't lived until you've had a fucking 15 year old Deerfield Academy asshole talk down to you because you're dressed up in a kimono spilling salad dressing on his expensive loafers. I blame daddy.

lol!! I can only hope that 15 year old ends up in one of my philosophy classes- call me wicked but that could be fun! As for his dad, he's probably an impotent drunk -

Oh yes I get to meet the dads too on parents' weekends. They are the ones with the ruddy complexions who are bitchy to the waitstaff and oh my goodness you never did see the previously-bratty 15 year old act like such a snivelling minion in the presence of his daddy. I guess SOMEONE has to complain about the service, and it is the privilege- no, RIGHT- of the leader of the pack to do so!

personal-responsibility, work-ethic

things of the past

entitlement, elitism

welcome to the brave new world

i don't know nothing about no deerfly academy, but i do see that it's not just the rich that are raising spoiled rodents. we seem to be raising an entire generation of these creatures.

with no conscience and an over-inflated sense of self-worth, they march off into the future.

*tromp tromp tromp*
off they go!
IF you want a great read... 'amusing ourselves to death'... forgot the author... but an interesting look at the responsibility that a media that makes education more a form of entertainment than work you must do to become a productive member of society must take for making these kids think like that. Wow that was a horrible sentence. Soooorry.... =p

Originally Posted by stinkyattic

*tromp tromp tromp*
off they go....

can't blame the media, can't blame society, can't even blame the schools

we have only ourselves to blame

****heavy sigh****

hahahaha
i got a 2 year old a 9 year old and a 10 year old
and im only 29
my house is noisy

if i wasnt a parent i would not be around kids
they are weird and do stupid shit
but as a parent you can appreciate it cuz they are learning
but as a non parent it would be like hell

like yesterday the 10 and 9 year old were playing monopoly
they were all into it and my two year old woke up and socked
the ten year old ,bit the 9 year old and over turned there game
and threw them out the room.then she calls back the 10 year old
to put on bambi and bring some juice... shes a lil shot caller already
and she wont accept any bills lower than 20's she hates dollars and fives

Originally Posted by friendowl

hahahaha
i got a 2 year old a 9 year old and a 10 year old
and im only 29
my house is noisy

if i wasnt a parent i would not be around kids
they are weird and do stupid shit
but as a parent you can appreciate it cuz they are learning
but as a non parent it would be like hell

like yesterday the 10 and 9 year old were playing monopoly
they were all into it and my two year old woke up and socked
the ten year old ,bit the 9 year old and over turned there game
and threw them out the room.then she calls back the 10 year old
to put on bambi and bring some juice... shes a lil shot caller already
and she wont accept any bills lower than 20's she hates dollars and fives

Wow, you say shes a little shot caller already - are you actually giving a two year old money?

I hate babies more then I hate 2-10 year olds. Although 2-10 years are pretty shitty and I just want to roundhouse kick some. But I can't stand babies at all and I hope I never have kids.

Wow, you say shes a little shot caller already - are you actually giving a two year old money?


hey liberiamom
i dont give her money but she does take my wallet
and when the ice cream man passes by i get taxed

for all the people who are serious about hating kids
please use birth control
too many parents have kids they dont really want
and they end up turning into human waste

bong30 i just read what you put right at the top and u are so right god did make babies so cute so u wont kill them lol i did have to laugh. but to the person who made this thread how on earth can u say u hate kids 2-10 where did u get you age's from all kids are great yeah fair enough they can be little sods at time but at the end of the day thats just kids for ya my daughter could do any thing and i would still love her she is my little princess and any one that says they hate kids is either gone in the head or just plain weird thats my opinion i would not trade a single day that i have had so far with my lil girl. and yeah i do blame some parents for the way they bring up there kids im bringing mine up to respect every one untill they dnt deserve it i cant stand snotty nose parents who think it is there god given right to look down there nose at every one they should be shot lol any way i think ive gone on enough now laters all