I have a job at a local donut shop on the weekends overnight making donuts. Of course in my stoned thinking i would put the weed directly into the kreme filling then put it in the donut. I think it kind of worked, i ended up smoking about a joints worth of chocolate iced weed kreme. I was high at the time of course...

you should get someone stoned

I've thought about it, I could do it to my gf, she works the shift after i do. But i don't think she'd be cool with it, she's paranoid smoker.

In recent news, two black males were arrested for putting marijuanna on cheeseburgers in Mcdonalds.

"Sniff.. it was scary.. those two big negros.. eyes as red as the devil himself.. giggling and smiling at me uncontrollably like goblins.. stumbly gave me my burger.. I thought nothing of it but I ate it and started to feel like I was going to die.. I quickly realized they casted dark devil negro magic on my burger to make me go crazy and was suddenly taken in by their jazz and negroism.. I'm so glad I'm still alive and my concious is okay.. I almost turned into a troll!"

yeah let's try not to get customers high or it'll be something out of the movie Troll where humans eat that weird green vegan shit and turn into goblin food and suddenly goblins show up and start eating them.

woah that sounded like a fucking confusing acid trip story. WOW,-stoned-

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im a funky not a junky but i know where to get it

asphyxiation kills braincells, plants dont

Dont hate the ignorant, its not their fault, I was ignorant once, but now i have seen the light

smoke great quantities of great quality.

mmm, you're making me drool

weed donuts sound soooooooo good

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no mortal will ever understand my undying lust for doughnuts.

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Tell grandma to come and see me, I've got a new song to sing.

It's longer than all the others combined... And it doesn't mean a thing..

Believe me, it can die, just start working at a donut shop. I used to put them down all the time while I was high, but as of late, i only eat maybe one a week or so.