So, I haven't seen anyone post this recipe, despite it being one of the best I've had in my life.
You will need:
School-yogurt (one of the small plastic ones)
Anywhere between 1-4 grams (I would suggest trying it with max. 2 grams the first time, because it does get you FUCKED)
A metal spoon
You take a little bit of hash (1 gram is enough for about 12 hours, even if you sleep) and put it on a spoon. Then, add a bit of cooking oil in the spoon and heat the spoon with the lighter. Then, once the hash starts to melt away into the cooking oil (make sure you don't over-cook) mix it in with the yogurt and stir rather well.
Now eat, wait approxamently 30 min and be prepared not to get up from your couch for the next day
Just for a little warning, however - you might wanna have one or two good joints (of anything green) before you start this little project, as you want to be a lil high whilst waiting for the yogurt to take affect.
A few of my titles:
Booze and Medical King of the 3 KingZ.
Crazy stoner of the SHH (Stoned Horny Hustlers).
Pioneer for the Game of Life.
"It's a great herb, but it's also just that. An herb." - My Yoda