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    The "Real" Online THC Calculator at

    Has anyone else seen this thing? I've seen the totally fictional one over at but this one is different and new.. Looks like someone did statistics (I think) on drug test results. Anyone think it's a good estimation?

    I stopped smoking 19 days ago and have to take a UA in a few days on the 11th for pre-employment. With my measurements and stuff, it says that I have a 75% chance of passing in 26 days without diluting or detoxing my urine. I plan on diluting anyway. I'm not a newbie toker. I'm 38, "partied" on and off since I was at least 18, and have had my fair share of negative and positive test results over the years.

    These were the measurements I put in:

    Age: 38

    Weight: 189 Lbs

    Waist: 35 Inches

    Then for the selections I picked: 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3

    I'm not worried about the UA I'm going to take this Friday. I've passed in shorter time by diluting twice within the last 3 years. I'm more curious as to whether or not this calculator has any merit or if it's just fake like the other one. I'd like get responses from people that KNOW what they're talking about. If you haven't had personal experience with at least 2 drug tests, feel free to just read this thread. In my opinion, a 75% chance of passing in 26 days with my measurements (and without diluting) doesn't sound unreasonable; means 1 out of 4 people will fail. I could've used this 10 years ago when I had that sweet job offer (yeah, I failed that one).


    P.S. If you get a chance, read their "Analyzed" page too. In particular, the Detoxing vs. Diluting section. More people need to understand that good piece of information..

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    Online "THC-calculators" and cleanout "timetables" should never be relied upon because there are so many variables to take into consideration to determine how long it takes for a person to get "clean". Variables that are not taken into consideration by the calculators and timetables. Frequency of useage, metabolic rates, GFRs, etc, etc, all vary from person to person.

    Because of the variables involved, the only reliable way to gauge cleanout times is periodic testing with a THC test kit (using the first urination of the day for each time).

    Given the seriousness and importance of being able to pass a U/A in order to gain/keep employment, gain/keep certain government-sanctioned assistance programs, or staying out of jail, why a person would want to rely on "estimations" and/or "probabilities" when s/he can take a THC test kit at home and know for sure?
    Last edited by Burnt Toast; May-09-2012 at 12:10.

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    I stopped after reading this:

    To the Neigh Sayers and Dbags
    We’re tired of people saying that a marijuana THC Calculator like this is "too complex" to figure out. It's "too hard" and there's "too many variables."

    In order to safely cleanse your body, it is also essential that you drink approximately 7.97 glasses (8-ounce) of water per day.
    Anyone with a shred of knowledge of the human body and physiology knows that even the concept of some sort of formula/calculator for THCA unloading is ludicrous for the reasons stated on these forums ad nauseum. The only thing that is right on that site is that detox products are useless.



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