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Discussion in 'Drug Testing' started by XreptileX, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. XreptileX

    XreptileX Registered

    Hey - I was wondering if anyone has any thoughts on this topic. I was sitting around last night, and in a puff of brilliance I thought about the new OTC weight loss pill - Alli. It's supposed to work by not allowing your body to absorb the fat that you eat. In fact, it says that you shouldn't eat too much fat while taking the pill because it will cause you to leak it out of your butt because your body won't digest it.

    Now - THC is fat soluble, which is why it's a pain in the arse to get it out of your system. So, what if you took the pill for a few days and just ate a TOOON of fat? Would all that fat in your body sponge up all the THC and then pass undigested through your system - carrying the THC out with it?Sure, you'd be leaking THC-filled fat out your ass for a week and probably ruin a few good pairs of boxers or whatever, but I'd say that's much better than the alternative of bombing a test.


    Does anyone think that would work? That'd be awesome.

    Thanks
    -M
     
    Last edited: Dec 9, 2007
  2. FakeBoobsRule

    FakeBoobsRule Smackdown Moderation

    No, Alli doesn't work that way. You got the part right about Alli (orlistat, xenical) prevents fat from being absorbed from the food you eat but it does nothing for the fat already in your body, body tissue, fat tissue, bloodstream, etc. If you are trying to get clean after long term use by diet and exercise, Alli could be useful in that sense but no, no sponge soaking up THC and leaving your body.
     

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