bad ass poems

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  1. bigverybig

    bigverybig Registered

    i went up the mountain all covered in mud
    i saw my poor teacher all covered in blood
    a axe in the stomach an knift though her head
    i couldnt believe my poor techer was dead
    i went to her funeral i went to her grave
    some people threw flowers and i shot a grenade
    and jus to be sure she was dead
    i took a bazooka and blew off her
    god damn head

    the end.
    p.s. i was 10 years old when i wrote this. i got suspended from school for a week :D :D :D
  2. Etrain

    Etrain Registered

    ...More...Weed...Less..."bad ass poems."
  3. tokinsmoke

    tokinsmoke Registered+

    thats a old poem...
    i heard that when i was 2......
    c'mon....dont lie u didnt make that up


  4. Looker

    Looker Registered+

    Some come here to sit and think...

    Some come here to shit and stink...

    I come here to rub my balls...

    And read the bullshit on the walls.....

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  5. Looker

    Looker Registered+


    Wow I really got a bathroom motif goin on with that huh???

    Stall toilet....bathroom poem...head in toilet plunger avatar and everything..
  6. Tha

    Tha Registered

  7. robert42

    robert42 Registered+

    last nite i shit my self,
    the brown stain
    and the ring sting pain
    not forgettin the lump of brown
    the made me mad and made me frown
    so i picked it up
    put it in a cup
    and downed that shit to the suds
  8. bigverybig

    bigverybig Registered

    are you crazy i wrote this with a girl in grade 3 and the teacher was a bitch she told us to team up with a partner and and write a poem so me and the girl wrote it and after we got suspended ok

    ps i am 25 years old so you must be 13 or less :mad:
  9. Shaolin

    Shaolin Registered

    Someone didn't smoke enough as a child..
  10. thatone420kid

    thatone420kid Registered+

    yea dude i heard a similar version of the theacher must die poems, im almost positive ive heard that one before...its not very nice to lie...
  11. tokinsmoke

    tokinsmoke Registered+

    im 20 thank u......
    ive heard that before so shut the hell up.....


  12. bigverybig

    bigverybig Registered

    you must be smoking plastic or crazy glue its not good for you.
    do you hear thing in your head too
    good luck and yes i did write it ok

    ps smoke the good weed ok
  13. ermitonto

    ermitonto Banned

    One time in middle school I had to write a poem and I did mine on the creation and development of the universe, but I hated doing the project so if you read the first letter of every other line backwards it read "MRS MEHRMAN SUCKS". Well, a couple days later Mrs. Mehrman wanted to talk to me about my poem. I was afraid she found my hidden message but instead she asked me "Did you really write this poem?", so I said yes and then she asked me what it was about and I explained it to her and she just said "OK" and sent me on my way. It was probably because I actually applied a meter and rhyme scheme to my poem unlike everybody else.
  14. Dick Justice

    Dick Justice Registered+

    I had a poetry assignment once, and I wrote about how books are like trees because they're made of dead trees. Inspired, I know.
  15. tokinsmoke

    tokinsmoke Registered+

    ok ok u win........geez
    but i know ive heard that before.....
    whatever u say ya know......
    im sure others agree with me......

    and i would smoke the good shit but
    im pregnant so....

  16. Dick Justice

    Dick Justice Registered+

    Yeah, I've definitely heard that one, too. That ranks somewhere around the old "jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg" ditty.
  17. ermitonto

    ermitonto Banned

    Perhaps you're thinking of a song Nelson Muntz sang on the Simpsons:
  18. Dick Justice

    Dick Justice Registered+

    Heh, I remember that one too. But I definitely remember that first poem. Sung to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey." I almost remember the other verses, actually.

    How pathetic. I've retained more knowledge from third grade than freshman year.
  19. bigdaddy420

    bigdaddy420 Registered+

    I thought of a poem while reading this thread. You guys have probably hear it but here goes.

    Mary had a little lamb
    And she tied it to a heater
    Everytime it turned around
    It burned it's little................foot.
  20. Dick Justice

    Dick Justice Registered+

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    He told his dear wife to come give him a back rub.

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