Best Smoking Songs ever!!

Discussion in 'Music Room' started by casper1, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. casper1

    casper1 Registered+

    I was chillen the other day smoking in my friends car and while fogging it out we always liten to the same songs so i wanted to know what other people favorite smoking songs are.

    Mine have to be
    Cypress Hill - Tequilla Sunrise
    8-ball & MJG - Relax and Take Notes

    What are your favs??????????????????????????????????????
  2. jaGerbom

    jaGerbom Registered+

    haha me and my friends listen to relax and take notes a lot too.

    get some mr.pookie
  3. timothylearyisdead

    timothylearyisdead Registered+

    Come around by Collie Buddz
    Zimbabwe by Bob Marley
    Korean Dogwood by Devendra Banhart
  4. dexagen

    dexagen Registered+

    Fried Day by bizzy bone
  5. M Weezee

    M Weezee Registered

    Damn near anything by Bob Marley or Jimi Hendrix. A lot of Bone Thugs N Harmony joints. My personal fav is "I Love Marijuana" by Linval Thompson. That's my ish right there!
  6. Xhoshi

    Xhoshi Registered+

    Snoop Dogg - "My HEat Goes Boom"
    Bone THugs n Harmony - "Strictly For My Grind"
    Jimi Hendrix - "Little Wing"
    Bizzy Bone - "Sit Back Relax"
    Tom Petty - "Last Dance With Mary Jane"
  7. Tokudai

    Tokudai Registered+

    Still the champion from 1972 in my book...
    The Great Smoke-Off by Shel Silverstein

    The Great Smoke-Off <---clicky for D/L, its a must listen

    Know it... live it :)

    "Now in the laid back California,
    town of sunny San Rafael.
    Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake,
    you probably knew her well.
    She was stoned fifteen,
    of her eighteen years.
    And her story was widely told,
    That she could smoke em faster,
    than anyone could roll.

    Well her legend finally reached New York,
    that grove street walk up flat.
    Where dwelt the Calistoga Kid,
    a beatnik from the past.
    He'd been rolling dope since time began,
    Now took a cultured poke ,
    and said Jim I can roll em faster,
    than any chick can smoke.

    So a note gets sent to San Rafael,
    for the championship of the world.
    The kid demands a smoke off,
    Well bring him on says Pearl.
    I'll grind his fingers of his hands,
    He'll roll until he drops.
    Says Calistoga I'll smoke that chick,
    till blows up and pops.

    So they rent out Yankee Stadium,
    and the word is quickly spread.
    Come one come all who walk or crawl,
    Tickets just two lids a head.
    And from every town and hamlet,
    Over land and sea they speed.
    The worlds greatest dopers,
    with the worlds greatest weed.

    Hasishes from Marocco, hemp smokers from Peru,
    And the Schasnicks from Bagon,
    Who smoke the deadly pugaru.
    And those who call it light of life,
    And those that call it boo.

    See the dealers and their ladies,
    Wearing turquoise lace and leather.
    See the narcos and the closet smokers,
    puffin all together.
    From the teenies who smoke legal,
    to the ones who've done some time.
    To the old man who smoked reefer,
    back before it was a crime.

    And the grand old house that Ruff built,
    is filled with the smokes and cries,
    of fifty screaming heads,
    all stoned out of their minds.
    And they play the national anthem,
    and the crowd lets out a roar,
    as the spotlight hits the Kid and pearl,
    ready for their smoking war.

    At a table piled high with grass,
    as high as a mountain peak.
    just top and buds of the rarest flowers,
    not one stem branch or seed.
    I mean a mowie a wowie a Panama red,
    Acapulco gold, keef from east Afghanistan,
    and that rare Alaska cold.
    and there's sticks from Thiland,games from the island.
    and Bangkok's blooming best and some of that wet imported shit
    that capsized of Key west.
    There's wahokin pops and Kenya burn, and Reverie flors
    and that rare Manhattan silver ,
    that grows down the New York sewers.

    And there's bubbling ice cold lemonade,
    and sweet grapes by the bunches.
    and there's Hershey bars and Orios,
    in case anybody gets the munches.
    And the calastoga kid he smiles,
    and Pearly she just grins.
    And the drums roll low ,and the
    crowd yells go go go
    and the worlds first smoke off begins.

    Well the kid he flicks his fingers once,
    sot that first joint's rolled.
    Pearl takes one poke with her famous lungs,
    and whoosh that roach is cold.
    Then the kid he rolls his super bomb,
    that would paralyze a moose.
    and Pearl takes one mighty hip, that bombs defused.
    And then he rolls three in just ten seconds,
    and she smokes them up in nine.
    And everybody sits back and says hey
    this just might take some time.

    See the blur of fling fingers,
    see the red coal burning bright.
    As the night turns into morning,
    and the morning fades to night.
    And the autumn turns to summer
    and a whole damn year is gone
    and the two still sit on that roach filled stage
    smoking and Rollin.
    with trembling hands he rolls his jays,
    with fingers blue and stiff.
    she coughs, and stares with blood shot gaze
    and puffs through blistered lips.

    And as she reaches out her hand
    for another stick of gold
    The Kid he gasps, "Goddamn it, bitch,
    there's nothing' left to roll"
    "Nothin' left to roll?" screams Pearl,
    "Is this some twisted joke?"
    "I didn't come here to fuck around, man,
    "I come here to SMOKE!"
    And she reaches 'cross the table
    and she grabs his bony sleeves
    And she crumbles his body between her hands
    like dried and brittle leaves
    Flicking' out his teeth and bones
    like useless stems and seeds
    Then she rolls him in a Zig Zag
    and lights him like a roach
    And the fastest man with the fastest hands
    goes up in a puff of smoke.

    In the laid-back California town
    of sunny San Rafael
    Lives a girl named Pearley Sweetcake,
    you probably know her well
    She's been stoned twenty-one
    of her twenty-four years,
    and the story's widely told
    How she still can smoke them faster
    than anyone can roll
    While off in New York City,
    on a street that has no name
    There's the hands of The Calistoga Kid
    in the Viper Hall of Fame
    And underneath his fingers
    there's a little golden scroll
    That says:

    "Beware of Bein' the Roller
    When There's Nothin' Left to Roll."
  8. casper1

    casper1 Registered+

    i dint kno shel smoked haha i got that book where the side walk ends

    i gotta add these two to our list

    Luniz - I Got Five On It
    Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2007
  9. decontrol

    decontrol Registered+

    anything by sublime.
  10. MJBlasted

    MJBlasted Registered+

    I listen to:
    2Pac: Life Goes On, Smoke Weed All Day, Pain, ect
    Bob Marley: Stir it Up, No Woman No Cry, Redemption Song, ect
    Enya: Wild Child, Only Time, I want tomorrow

    To tell you the truth, I'll listen to anything while I'm really blasted except heavy metallica or stuff like that....
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2007
  11. MacWQ33

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    Glad they are finally sampling Biggie formally. Even though I hate the people who did.

    For smoking and chilling though...

    Damian Marley ft. Nas - Road to Zion
    Styles - Good Times
  12. cannabis=freedom

    cannabis=freedom Registered+

    For when I'm high alone, it's Us and Them, by Pink Floyd.

    For being stoned with friends, it's Achilles Last Stand, by Led Zeppelin.

    Those are just the best; anything by Zeppelin or Floyd, or Aerosmith, the Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, The Who, The Doors, etc., is AWESOME when you're baked.
  13. skarz

    skarz Registered+

    High Lights - Aceyalone
    Pack the Pipe - Pharcyde
    Hits From the Bong - Cypress Hill
    Mixed Greens - Pharcyde
    Sweet Sensimilla - Mystic Roots Band
    Smoke 2 Joints - Sublime
    Get Ready - Sublime
    Bitty Bong Bong - Eek-A-Mouse
    Sensi party - Eek-A-Mouse
    Officer - Slightly Stoopid
    Burn One Down - Ben Harper
    Easy Skanking - Bob Marley
    Mellow Mood- Bob Marley
    Keep on Going - Yonder Mountain String Band
    Rainy Day WOmen #12 & 35 - Bob Dylan
  14. casper1

    casper1 Registered+

    ooh hits from the bong thats a good one i forgot about
  15. Phresher than it Got

    Phresher than it Got Registered+

    seems like everyone is all into the uber cliche songs, anyone here like to smoke to shit like The Vines, or Smashing Pumpkins, or The Mars Volta?
  16. thedanknshii

    thedanknshii Registered+

    cypress hill III temples of boom
  17. Tmansdc

    Tmansdc Registered+

    You guys want a badass smoking song? Get "Smoke the sky" by Motley Crue (it's off their 94 album which had a different vocalist and it's nothing like the glam metal their other albums are.) Fucking awesome song. Especially when the guy says in a trippy voice "I like THC"
  18. casper1

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    it seems like "uber cliche songs" are the best to smoke to they put u in the mood and frame of mind to get mad baked.
  19. bucknuts1870

    bucknuts1870 Registered+

    i think using the word "uber" is pretty fucking cliche and GAY. Unless it's California.........ubber alles, california, uuuuuuber alles.
  20. pass_the_dubbie

    pass_the_dubbie Registered+

    Mainly I listen to cypress hill, bob marley or some system of a down when im toking up. Here are other songs I like to play aswell
    Peter, paul and mary - Puff the magic dragon(actually quite a sad song towards the end)
    Black Sabbath - solitude(i think thats the name....amazing song)
    In Flames - Pallar Andres Visa
    Metallica - One(sometimes with the ecstasy of gold played before it)
    Paul McCartney - Vanilla Sky

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