Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

Discussion in 'Sexuality and Relationships' started by rastabill89, May 6, 2006.

  1. rastabill89

    rastabill89 Banned

    Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?
     
  2. Wesley Pipes

    Wesley Pipes Registered+

    i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol
     
  3. Garden Knowm

    Garden Knowm Registered+

    Rasta you should definitley try IT. and report back to us...

    You should also make a super thick... super thick frothy drink in a blender.. and the stick your dick in the blender and see if the swirling motion can get you to bust a NUT..

    I will be waiting for your response..

    thank you

    love
     
  4. no....damn go get some pussy lmao... =p
     
  5. MaryJaneScott

    MaryJaneScott Registered+

    Are we suppose to believe that you READ that in a book? This is NOT a personal experience??


    LOVE! :)
     
  6. cannabis campbell

    cannabis campbell Registered+

    If you are desperate then get a hooker
     
  7. TheLion

    TheLion Registered+

    Hilarious, but true words of wisdom.
     
  8. Skink

    Skink Registered+

    Very Kool topic,it caught my eye and amused me...

    I guess you could do worse,just make sure you don't have a Flowbee attached to the vac...
     

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  10. MechAnimal

    MechAnimal Registered+

    This book you speak of, does it happen to the be darwin awards?
     
  11. Reefer Rogue

    Reefer Rogue Registered+

    Remember doofy from scary movie? :cool:
     
  12. CrAzYpOtHeAd

    CrAzYpOtHeAd Banned

    ahahaha, hmmmm. Yeah, i think you need to get out more and stop spending so much time with ya vac.

    and haha yea, doofy. "I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN IM CLEANING MY ROOM!"
     
  13. Kid Dynamite

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    only if its a dyson.
     
  14. LIP

    LIP Banned

    Woah. Yeah i remember Doofy lol!

    Dude, please dont tell me your serious...

    A vacuum? AHHHHHHH!

    No way man, get a wet pussy and bust a nut in that, not in some pipe that sucks up dust...
     
  15. Hollandica

    Hollandica Registered+

    I think I'd rather eat a cubic decimeter of resin and tar.
     
  16. Not Enough Herb

    Not Enough Herb Registered+

    lol


























    lol i hope this is a joke

    later
     
  17. weezy

    weezy Registered

    watecer happened to havin sex with women???
    am i being old fashioned here or something....

    your a very disturbed man,you shouldnt even be entertaining the thought of fuckin a vacume cleaner

    i would advise you to try a pair of bagpipes
    it would be like havin sex with an octopus,theres plenty of holes to blow on and put your dick in and its not as dangerous as a vacume

    go on and play us a tune
     
  18. God v2.0

    God v2.0 Banned

    well id assume that your dick is a little too small to worry about plugging the hose and the vac would start to build up pressure and eventually pop your dick like a water balloon full of ketchup.
     
  19. Pichacho

    Pichacho Registered+

    yeah, i read that in the darwin awards too. its a great book;)
     
  20. cannabis campbell

    cannabis campbell Registered+

    Lmao
     

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