Alright after experiencing the worst words ever said on this earth. "and we require all employers to take a drug test" I got to work. Researching on cleansing toxins and multiple drug testing procedures I have came up with my own hybrid of sorts. Getting Started: Now time is important. I am going to say the best solution is time but of course we don't all have time and we must cleanse our body faster then our body can do on its own. So lets get started. Procedure Background Info: THC stays in your system by 2 factors, Your metabolism and the THC half-life. Half-life of THC varies. Pretty much everything is a variable when it comes to THC. THC exits the body through the Urine and Feces so it just doesnt flow out. Getting Started: If you have time you can try to rid your body of toxins. Step 1. Get out the Tea, Any tea is good green, white, or black. Step 2. Make alot of tea about 80ounces. Step 3. Add anything that would improve its antioxidants such as lemon juice, other fresh herbs, whatever except make sure it isnt sugar or something like that. Step 4. Start to drink the tea as a replacement to anything else. If you need to drink some glasses of water here and their but the tea should replace almost all of your fluid intake. Step 5. Take some vitamins, supplements, and herbs! " I recommend Milk thistle and basic multi vitamins. Take these as directed. Step 6. You should be pissing alot if you are drinking the tea frequently. Your urine will be clear but a slight yellow tint to it. This is good because it means that you arnt pissin straight water some stuff is coming out. Not exactly THC but useless stuff to the body. Step 7. Eat as healthy as possible this means nothing greasy, fastfood, or soda. Eat oranges, apples, strawberries, lemons, ect. Step 8. Now the Laxative part. Buy some small chocolate ones and eat them. Yes it sucks but it cleans your colon out, reallly good. lol Step 9. "optional" Coconut Oil I had some of this left over from my little THC capsule experiment and looked it up. Funny thing is, is that it is pretty good in cleaning you out. Take a shot of coconut oil or preffered amount. The main goal is to elimate other toxin so that your body can focus on fucking THC up. If your intake is fast food. Your going to be full of by products from this food. Such as additives for preservation, shelf life, and even taste. Fruits, Vegetables, and herbs are all natural and are full of antioxidants which enhance your bodies ability to cleanse itself of toxins. Now this is sort of a pre-dilution process which should give you some better results and increase your chances of passing the test. I recommend following a dilution method prior to the actuall drug test to ensure you will pass. because hey THC is a tricky sucker.