let's hear your first time stoner stories. i graduated HS back in '83 and went to college that fall. smoked the sinsemilla for the first time that night and listened to pink floyd "dark side of the moon". i remember the shadows cast upon the wall in our dorm room and remarking "it's all a bunch of letter r's, man". later on, i went down to the hall bathroom and had a near-religious experience jerking in the toilet. i thought i was being quiet, but when i came out of there, the majority of hall residents were waiting outside to give me a standing ovation. being stoned for the first time was bad enough, but they all gave me a new name that night....Manny Spanks. I am so glad i don't have to be eighteen again!