Introduction: I know almost nothing about growing weed. About a week ago I decided to start a crop of my own. I was high at the time. The next day I did some sober thinking on the topic, still liked the idea, and decided to go for it. I’m sixteen. My only forms of transportation are my feet and my skateboard. I have no income. My parents don’t know that I smoke, much less that I plan on cultivating. The seeds are just some likely looking candidates I picked out of the bud I got off a friend. I still think this is the best thing I’ve ever thought of. What I have so far: -Ocean Forrest soil ($20) -Two 24 W T5 Fluorescents, color temperature 6400 K, supply voltage 110V/60Hz. I don’t know what that means; it’s just what the box says. ($25 each) -Two germinated seeds in styrofoam cups with holes punched in the bottom. -A lot more seeds still germinating by way of paper towel and cotton ball. Some are cracked with little tap roots poking out. -A closet lined with aluminum foil and white trash bags. White tarp on the bottom. -No place to keep my shoes. No place to keep my pants.