Help? Dilution.

Discussion in 'Drug Testing' started by TitusCicero, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. TitusCicero

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    I have purchased Ready Clean. I bought it because it has worked twice for me before. But this bottle is different and the people at the head shop gave me different instructions this time.

    Previously I stopped smoking at least 48 hours before. Stopped eating 24 hours before. And drank allot of water during the full 48 hour term. Then an hour before the test I drank the magic potion and did not urinate till the actual test. Always making sure the test didn't happen till the afternoon to make sure I was pissing all day.

    Anyway, this time the instructions tell me to urinate three times after drinking the Ready Clean and before the test. This making no sense to me I called the head shop and the lady confirmed that I needed to piss three times before the test and after I drink the potion. So I am confused: one, because I didn't do it the last two times, and two, because I don't know how I will urinate three times in an hour or and hour and a half? And wouldn't I piss the potion out after three times and again only be pissing water? If I pissed three times after drinking wouldn't i be dry?

    Please help, I'm confused and have a test tomorrow.
     
  2. killerweed420

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    This just sounds like standard dillution. Thats the problem with these cleaner kits.Its just the dillution thats making you clean.
     
  3. TitusCicero

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    Well I took the drug test following the instructions. I am again praying to the gods that I don't pop positive. It's, as usual, a really good job.

    I will post my results.
     
  4. killerweed420

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    This is why its always smart to be prepared. Pickup some thc test strips so you can test yourself and pickup some synthetic urine to use if you're testing dirty.It really takes the anxiety out of the whole process.
     
  5. TitusCicero

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    This job kinda popped out of no where so I lacked the time and money to be properly prepared. :(

    After reading this board next time I will be prepared. Hopefully that is not going to be anytime soon. :)
     
  6. TitusCicero

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    Well, it's been 48 hours and no call. The lady at the medical center said 24 to 48 hours so I am preying to god that this is good news. I guess I will have to wait and see. :(


    EDIT: I called to confirm the time frame and she said 24 to 48 hours. Does this mean I passed?
     
    Last edited: Oct 25, 2007
  7. michealunt

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    Ah Good luck man. I am in the same situation like yours. I also have a drug test soon. Let us know if that thing really works for you.
     
  8. Jerry G

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    HR often drags it feet a few days. Your results may just be sitting in someone's inbox...
     
  9. TitusCicero

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    Yea, but if I popped positive the MRO would of called me by now, right?
     
  10. killerweed420

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    The mor usually calls within 3 to 3 days and attempts to make contact 3 times in a 24 hour period.
     
  11. TitusCicero

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    Oh my god!!! This is sooooo nerve wrecking! At least my nails are properly trimmed now. :)

    It makes no sense for them to wait one or two days before calling me when they have the results now. Doesn't that make sense? Right? I am so desperately trying to convince myself of this. :) Should I call and ask? Who do I call: the clinic or the MRO?

    They said 24 to 48 hours and it's been well over 48 hours now.
     
  12. Jerry G

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    You could call HR and ask for a start date.
     
  13. TitusCicero

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    Yea, I think I will email HR dude tomorrow asking for a status update.


    I would really like to smoke one right now! I am staying clean though just in case.
    :Rasta:
     
  14. killerweed420

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    It wouldn't hurt to call HR and ask them when you start. Don't mention anything about the drug test though.If the MRO hasn't called you by tomorrow you should be good.
     
  15. TitusCicero

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    I am pretty sure I passed now because an investigator just called me a few hours ago that needed some information from me for a background check. I don't think they would of started the background check if I failed the drug test.


    I was so scared when I seen an unknown number pop up on my cell. Thinking that it was the MRO for sure. THank the cannabis gods that it was not! :thumbsup:
     
    Last edited: Oct 25, 2007
  16. Jerry G

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    Don't smoke yet, you are very close to being in the clear...
     
  17. TitusCicero

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    Shit!!!! It came out negative dilute. They called me today and asked me to take a drug test. I said I already took a drug test...she said "oh well we'll call you back." So wondering what that was all about I called the lab and they told me it was a negative dilute and that the result was in on the 24th which was a few days ago. So I don't know why they waited so long to tell me? I don't know if they'll let me take the test over again, but judging from the phone call they will want me to. Do you think if I have to take the test over again that they will watch me? I think I will use the quickfix this time...I am ordering it tonight and hopefully will have it by Monday.

    Have any of you heard of someone getting a job with a negative dilute? Wonder why they waited two days to talk to me?
     
  18. killerweed420

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    You probably drank to much fluids with the detox kit.Get yourself a test strip and see if you're clean.And becareful with the dillution.Morning of the test don't drink more than 48 ounces.Eat some red meat for dinner and breakfast.But pickup a test strip to see where you are. With a negetive dillute they may want to observe so you may not be able to sub.
     
  19. TitusCicero

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    Have you ever heard of someone getting the job with a negative dilute?
     
  20. TitusCicero

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    I got the job a negative dilute!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
     

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