Help please! how to pass hair strand test in 3-4 weeks

Discussion in 'Drug Testing' started by Tarantino, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. Tarantino

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    I appeared in court today over children contact issues and have agreed to a hair strand test in a few weeks to demonstrate I am not an axe wielding maniac. I have smoked THC rich "Super Skunk" on and off until last night and it looks like abstaining for a while is my best option. ANyone know of a way to reduce whatever toxins have accumulated into my long hair over time? I gathered that shampoos won't do the trick but maybe there is something that can be done...thanks!
     
  2. FakeBoobsRule

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    Are you really from the United Kingdom? This is important to your question BTW.
     
  3. Tarantino

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    Yep Mr. Booby! I am UK reg. It's almost dinner time here and today it even snowed a bit in London. Oh, apart from one other friend who cannot be contacted now I don't know anybody who has used so much Super Skunk on a regular basis in this country although many more will undoubtely follow...unfortunately I'm not kidding and when I went into detox a couple of years ago I was a bit of an exceptional case...
     
  4. FakeBoobsRule

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    Ok, British hair testing is slightly different than here in the U.S. I am not sure about this at all, but I think they are allowed to go back up to 2 years in the U.K. Your head hair grows about 1/ 2 inch a month so in the U.K. that would be 12 inches of hair. They can test back that far here in the states but it becomes inaccurate after about 90 days (1 & 1/2 inches) so the standard is set to use up to 1 & 1/2 inches off the scalp. Also, I think the amount of metabolites allowed in the hair may be different. Any chance you know the name of the lab or who the big drug testing labs are over there?
     
  5. Tarantino

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    No, I don't know the lab name but I have been told it's only for a 3 month period. As this is voluntary it will probably be a government sanctioned lab.I do have really long hair but I'm not worried about any previous consumption, if so it would make it blatant that my usage has dropped to about 10% of what it used to be. The main thing is reducing the THC toxins in the 1 & 1/2 inches nearer the scalp. Is there anything that I can do to help?
     
  6. Tarantino

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    OK FBR, found the company/lab name that is most likely the one that will be used: T r i c h o T e c h... they have their own .com site. I hope you still likely to reply to post with suggestions.
     
  7. FakeBoobsRule

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    Look at my profile for further info. You don't need the YIM, just look at the profile. I don't want to break copyright laws!

    Oddly, I was looking at that company earlier because they seem to be one of the UK's larger drug testing firms.
     
  8. Tarantino

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    Thanks FBR, I appreciate your dedication to this forum and the "cause", but -as they say- "NO CIGAR"!!!!
    I must be missing something but maybe it's because of the withdrawal symptoms...feelin' a bit stupid now..but..but..I'm not the only one tho'.....
    hmmm....I've read nearly all your posts and as I see it [Active-X controls disabled] the profile is not giving any clues to relevant info, nor I can detect how you would infringe any copy...Wrong!?!?!...guess I'll have to message you! ...sorry to sound so dumb.
     
  9. Tarantino

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    OK FakeBoobsRule, you just ain't replying :( ...too much on your plate by the looks of it. By your previous reply I assume you just want me to get a home testing kit, however I think I know the answer: there is no way to fool a hair test, and you just can't admit defeat. Although I will have been clean for about a month when tested I will fail the test but it will be inconclusive evidence to demonstrate I am not a responsible parent or for that matter an axe wielding maniac or a danger to anyone because of a few joints in the course of three months. It is despicable that any court would be biased by what is naturally considered a legitimate recreation in the privacy of one's own home and a proven pain relief method - my own GP will testify to that. I just wish that you hadn't led me to believe there was a way; this caused me a few sleepless nights and raised my awareness of the highly addictive nature of the stuff...next time I will take your prescription with a pinch of salt, well aware of the possible repercussions on my health ;)
     
  10. rickruns

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    I got tested using the hair strand method. Man i spent like 60 bux on some bullshit gel/shampoo that didnt work for nothing. All i can say is research, look up whatever you can. I remember when they called me with my results, the lady was like,"We found small traces of cocaine, and extremely high amounts of the bud"
     

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