hide fake urine for supervised female drug test

Discussion in 'Drug Testing' started by lookin4hlp, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. lookin4hlp

    lookin4hlp Registered

    I am a female who has to do a supervised probation drug test and I bought the quick fix synthetic urine. I am not worried about the temperature being a problem cause I know that I am capable of hiding it up there (if you know what I mean), but the problem that I am running into is this.....what do I hide it in up there, and how do I get it out with one hand, pretty much only a couple of fingers available into the cup without looking like I am fidgiting around to much or having it all come out in one big splash and not like taking a real pee. I tried putting it in a baggy, sandwich baggy which is very easy to tear with only finger, but if not careful will open to big hole at once and then it all comes gushing out.....tried it with a safety pin which worked very well, even stream and good sound, but CANT carry metal have to pass through metal detector first.....please can anyone shed some light on a way to conceal and manuever without being caught, or having big ass mess.....open to any and all suggestions, please only serious replys, don't need to be critisied. thank you "lookin4hlp" ohh, and thought about just using the bottle itself but one, to big to stuff up there, and two taping it puts the nozzle facing forward not down and that obviously won't work either,
     
  2. Veritas5191

    Veritas5191 Registered

    How to open

    What about using a toothpick to open it? Wooden or plastic it won't get detected at the scan. Just a thought other than that I can't think of anything other than maybe a condom but dont tie it just twist it off then rubber band it. With the rubber band though tape one end of it to the side of the condom with gorilla tape that way it doesn't fall into the toilet when off. MUST BE GORILLA TAPE... I know that sounds odd but trust me it will hold the best much better than duct tape. Best of luck.
     
  3. Gary Ballmann

    Gary Ballmann Registered

    There is no safe way for you to drop when being watched I looked all over for a female version of the whizzinator I have one works great but my wife has a tough time shoving all kinds of containers up in her trying to look natural while taking a piss I vow to come up with the perfect way to help woman pass
     
  4. RumJuiceBoxx

    RumJuiceBoxx Registered

    I need help with t his also

    BUMP BA BUMP
     
  5. Gatekeeper777

    Gatekeeper777 Registered+

    OK how about a hollow soft plastic container 3 inches long 1.5 inches in diameter tapered at the back end about 3 inches long. Shaped like a penis. on the head you could have a small squeeze cap to dispense the pee. The sides of this contraption can be held onto a pair of crotch less panties with plastic clips that will hold it in place.
     
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  6. K_K

    K_K Registered

    ok i just realized this is actually a bumped 2012 thread, BUT i have been scouring the net for info recently and will put in my 2 cents.

    i also have to pass an observed test for probation. i have preparing to use the following method:

    airplane bottle placed internally (smirnoff vodka...it seems the shape helps to keep it inside)
    foil over lid with rubber band and plumbing tape
    clean pee from a donor

    i have practiced a LOT and even had my bf "observe". it is rather easy. i am able to hold a cup with my hand and pierce the foil with a thumb nail (had to put on fake nails for this...how tacky). the tip of the bottle sticks out just BARELY but it is not noticeable from an observers perspective.

    the only thing i am worried about is being NERVOUS and noticeably shaking.

    sorry for contributing to the old thread. it was just so SPOT ON what i was looking for and i know someone else will come along looking for good info.
     
  7. K_K

    K_K Registered

    am i missing the edit button somehow? hmm. ANYWAYS in regards to my above post ^^^^ i do not have my results yet, but i was able to successfully sub my sample while under observation. to be clear she did not look closely at all. i also wore a baggy hoodie that obstructed her view just a bit. i was incredibly nervous when i found out i WOULD FOR SURE test today, but i went back to sleep for minute to reset and when i woke up i felt much calmer. i can't believe i was even able to sleep with all that anxiety! while preparing and driving there i just didn't let myself obsess about it. i just put one foot in front of the other til it was DONE! my biggest fear was being a shaky mess.

    so yeah, as long as my sample was good (little worried i left it in the fridge too long), i think that was VERY successful!!!!
     
  8. CO_jking

    CO_jking Registered+

    3oz plastic travel bottles at walmart!!!!! theyre sleek and smooth. shove it up there with the cap face down, open the flip cap and give some good Keegles
     
  9. K_K

    K_K Registered

    I think the 3 oz would be too hard to get in and keep in. The 50 ml airplane bottle worked well because of the way it tapered. I could go more in depth but... I won't lol. No kegels required to keep the airplane bottle in place. I tried out a bottle similar to the one ur describing, and it took effort to keep it in since it didn't taper and was so smooth.
     
  10. CO_jking

    CO_jking Registered+

    upload_2016-3-31_14-52-42.png this is the specific one i was refering to. Dont know if that helps or the one u were thinking of
     
  11. K_K

    K_K Registered

    Yeah that might work. Funny enough I was at Walmart today and saw the same container (I looked with this thread in mind). Hopefully I won't end up in the situation again. My anxiety is TOO much for this stuff :/
     
  12. alskdjfhg1234

    alskdjfhg1234 Registered

    Just to give my two cents, this method has worked for me as well.

    -Travel shampoo bottle
    -Cleaned thoroughly then rinsed with rubbing alcohol and blow-dried, make sure there's no smell
    -Fill it with borrowed piss
    -Fridge until you're ready to go
    -Put it in the microwave for like EIGHT seconds, maybe. Careful here, practice first multiple times.
    -Double-layered tinfoil in place of the lid, rubber band to keep the foil on (or tape, just find what works for you, I used a tight rubber band)
    -Up it goes. Not actually that uncomfortable.
    -This can last a long time. When I did this, I had it in there for about six hours, and the temperature was fine on the test.
    -They watch you, you pierce the tinfoil with a finger and in the pee goes.

    The difficult part is if they tell you to take your sample MID-STREAM. This is the part that requires practice. You need to find a balance where some of the pee goes in the toilet, but not so much that you end up with too little pee for a sample.

    The solution for that? Bigger bottle. Hey, we can push a baby out of there... If you give yourself time to get used to it, you'll make it work, right? I mean, it's only a watched test if there's a lot on the line :)
     
  13. Cynthia Wing

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    I used a small aspirin bottle covered the top with foil cut a hole in the pop on lid and cover the foil with the lid. Wrap all of it with two layers of electrical tape and when you go pee stick your fingernail through the tinfoil! That was 18 yrs ago I can't believe no one has made one for females ,
     

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