Is there anyway to sober up fast?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Methods' started by vague, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. vague

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    I don't mean long term sobering up, i mean being ripped and then for whatever reason needing to be sober fast. Is that possible?
  2. BlazeTheWeed

    BlazeTheWeed Registered+

    Well man, i always find a good hard bike ride helps me
  3. vague

    vague Registered

    so hard exercise, how about any foods?
  4. cannabis campbell

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    Erm yeah the best one ever sobers you up in a few mins

    have a shower, it works
  5. silasbotwin

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  6. cannabis campbell

    cannabis campbell Registered+

    No that doesnt work
  7. cannabis campbell

    cannabis campbell Registered+

    I would be pissed of if ejaculating made you sober! Lol. :D
  8. silasbotwin

    silasbotwin Registered+

    Pretty much every time i wank the crank when im blazed, my high just isnt as strong after.
  9. cannabis campbell

    cannabis campbell Registered+

    :confused: what the hell THC isn't released when you cum
  10. Shrooms

    Shrooms Registered+

    i heard consuming massive amounts of semen works.....

  11. NextLineIsMine

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    have someone shout 5-0, instant buzzkill
  12. silasbotwin

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    not like it's released when you shower???
  13. shoi

    shoi Registered+

    i bet banging ur head agaisnt the wall could work...
  14. halo

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  15. AquariumRescueUnit

    AquariumRescueUnit Registered+

    If you are ever too shitty stoned to act halfway normal... tell everyone your sick as shit or something.
  16. graph

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    Just tell everyone you're high on PCP. They'll be relieved to find out it's just weed.
  17. JuggaloAtTheDoor

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    the only way that'll help one sober up is when their father/mother runs at them, with a 2 by 4 in hand.

  18. Bob the Awesome

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    OK, really, unless you just smoked an inordinate amount, you should be able to act straight enough to pass by things. Eye drops for eye redness, wash your hands, spray yourself down, and make your breath smell nice.

    If you did smoke a ton and can't act straight worth shit, go ahead and say you have a headache, or you feel sick. I've never been questioned using this method.
  19. OreO

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    foor,shower, splashing water in face
  20. graph

    graph Registered+

    and hilarity ensues. I fail to see the problem here.

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