It's a tournament that my friends and I created. It's some what like the show, Ultimate Ninja Warrior, but with weed. We decided to make a challenge to see who can smoke the most weed without stopping. Stupid? Yes. But very fun. We created a team of six. Five guys and one girl. The strongest smokers that we knew of. We then challenged the guys who live below us. 6 to a team. 3 rounds. 1 ounce of weed. With it being 12 in all, splitting the cost of an ounce made it extremely cheap to get REALLY fucked up. Rules: If you pass your turn, you are out. If you take a break, you are out. If you have to stop to smoke a cig, you are out. Last person smoking wins and their team wins. Round 1: Split each team of 6 into two teams of 3. Then combine those 3 with the 3 from the opposing team making it a team of 6. Each team of six is givin a quarter each and must smoke the whole quarter using only 4 pieces/pipes. One team of six goes into the upstairs bathroom and the other team of six goes in the downstairs bathroom. Hot box to the max. It was a fairly small bathroom and we were cramped. 6 of us smoked a quarter in under 20 minutes. We power smoked the shit out of it. There was soooo much smoke and it got so hot that I started to sweat. Everyone completed Round 1 and was stoned. Round 2: The two teams of 6 met in the downstairs apartment living room for a quarter in the hookah. This was probably the most chill part of the competition. 12 of us smoking a quarter out of a hookah. Omfg. When the mound of weed was being toked on, it looked like lava sitting on top of the hookah. Sooo much weed. We all got to hit it atleast 5 times and at first, I wasn't really feeling it until we went upstairs for Round 3. Right before the next round started, I noticed how insanely high I was and how baked everyone else was and we were about to start the final round of this tournament. Round 3: The final round. This is when the big bongs and secret weapons get used. The half ounce of weed that was left is used during this final stage. Each team gets to bring a secret weapon that can only be used once and only during Round 3. It gets passed around the opposing team once, so that everyone on the opposing team has to finish a bowl out of whatever the weapon may be. We started off by giving the opposing team our giant bong that we call The Dark Tower. Each person had to finish their own bowl out of it, but no one dropped. Then their team gave us their method of smoking which was..... a gas mask. Just looking at this thing made me scared. The part that you breathe in with had a hose connected to a bong. Everytime you inhaled it lit the bowl and nothing but smoke filled your lungs. You breathe out and your next breath is nothing but more smoke. Your body wants fresh air, but in this competition, our team wasn't going to drop out. Your face starts sweating, your eyes burn from smoke getting in them and all you want is fresh air so you breathe in, and you get more thc. Our team captain was the first to use it and he took it like a champ. A few coughs, but he cleared his bowl. I was next and cleared it and the rest of our team cleared it. I assume that the other team began to worry because we all finished their gas mask, so they busted out their secret weapon and challenged our captain. Their secret weapon was a 4 foot bong that had been broken in half. There wasn't a bottom to it. When you inhaled, you had to use your hand to close the end of it to fill it up with smoke. When you took your hand off and inhaled... holy fuck. All I have to say is, I finished my bowl... but I would never want to hit that thing again. Our team finished it. After defeating their weapon, we challenged them to our secret weapon which was a huge gravity bong that was built using our bathtub. Five of their team members completed it. One backed out and dropped. In the end, we ran out of weed. If we had bought 2 ounces, which we will do next time, we would of kept smoking until there was only one person left. But since we ran out, we called it a tie and a very fun night. Everyone was blazed out of their minds. Competitive smoking is way different then relaxing and enjoying a good smoke. It was definitely a ridiculous night and I still can't believe how we got so many smokers organized and ready to battle. Our team is called The Black Lungs and we will accept challenges from any of your motherfuckers who think you can become the Ultimate Pot Smoker. We already have other friends forming teams to challenge us. Hahaha.